In an earlier post, I claimed that Small Wonder was the worst TV show of all time. Perhaps I was wrong.

Below, I’ve posted a clip of the opening credits to the Brady Bunch Variety Hour. This was the ill-conceived and short-lived follow up to the popular sitcom. It is so absurdly horrible that it begs the question: “What drugs could have produced something like this?”

My favorite touches: (1) the use of kazoos (kazoos!!) for the musical background, (2) the arthritic choreography, (3) the affectionless kiss between TV Mom (Florence Henderson) and TV Dad (the closet-case homosexual Robert Reed), and (4) the producers lame attempt to cut the song short by having the “singers” awkwardly repeat the words “baby face” at the end of the clip. Enjoy: