“Small Wonder,” the worst TV show of all time

“Small Wonder” — the 80’s sitcom about a family with an adopted robot daughter — was so terrible that it crossed over the line into being funny, back over to terrible, and then back to funny again.

The little girl in the show is supposed to be a robot, so she walks around with a flat expression on her face and never smiles or laughs. She speaks in a demonic monotone, usually repeating verbatim what she’s just heard. A laugh track blasts after each line she utters.

A plastic control panel is attached sloppily to the back of the robot girl’s baby doll dress.

The other characters of the show are happy and cheery, but in a painfully forced and awkward way. Sort of like Disneyland employees.

Throw in horrible dialogue, bad 80’s clothes, and a creepy opening sequence in which each of the characters smiles vacantly at the camera as the credits are displayed (incidentally, this is the one time the robot girl ever smiles), and you have a perfect formula for the worst show in history.

The clip below is a bit long, but you only need to watch the first minute or 2 (the show’s opening credits) to get the flavor.

Enjoy!

Joel
January 5th, 2007

The best-worst show of all time: “Grand.” I loved that show.

Ruby
January 7th, 2007

If you were more, um, “technical”, I’d think you mocked this up yourself. Clearly the quality acting is why we saw these thespians in so many other successful shows afterward. :-)

Cany
February 2nd, 2007

Do u know where can i download this show? My girlfriend love it :-)

Cany
February 2nd, 2007

I have got it, however, thanks

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March 1st, 2007

Holy fart, that was worse than I remembered.

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