What do you say we amend the constitution to ban videos featuring talking or dancing infants, dogs, or cats?

If the cat, dog, or infant can actually talk or dance, that’s one thing. What I hate are those videos (especially TV commercials or Hollywood movies) that use computer animation to make it look like a baby, dog or cat is talking or dancing.

Why? Because it’s creepy, that’s why.

Maybe we could allow the Meow Mix cat to continue dancing… and of course the original Dancing Baby video from the 1990’s:

But that’s just for historical purposes. Nothing else.